2% cheese
2% Shredded Cheese tastes like absolutely nothing at all. Yet, I eat it anyway. Why? Because I like to eat cheese. And somehow, even though I can’t taste it, I get the sense that I’m eating cheese. Because it says “cheese” on the package, and with certain combinations of food, like putting some cheese on your turkey tacos, I feel like I’m having a complete taco experience, even though I’m not.
wack. At least fat free sour cream tastes yummy.
So far I have isolated my food condiments to:
Mustard
Soy sauce (the green cap kind)
Fat free sour cream
Just2Good Blue Cheese dressing (tasty as fuck!)
Someday in the future, somebody will start data mining all of these blogs out there. They’ll see totally retarded entries about what people like to eat. They’ll read stories about broken hearts, absurd drunken adventures, and opinions which seem totally crackpot in our time, but in hindsight, turn out to be perfect prophecy. We have virtually unlimited capacity for storage now, per person. (How many GB are the complete thoughts of the average human, in ASCII format?)
And they’ll wonder, “What the hell were people doing wasting all of that storage space?”