weak

My blog is getting comment-spammed. I don’t know how to stop it. Weak.

Google IPO’ed today. Came out at $85 and ended up at $100. Somewhere, somebody is celebrating, popping open champagne and doing coke off of the tits of a hot chick. But not me. Not me.

I have to work with this consultant at work. She scares the hell out of me. One minute she’s all smiley, the next minute she gets totally angry. I’m afraid she’s going to stab me with a pen. I asked to be removed from the project.

I missed Krueger’s thing at the Red Lion tonight, sorry guys…

3 Comments so far

  1. Matthew? said on August 20th, 2004 10:49 am

    Is the consultant a white girl? She sounds white. Calm one minute, then she freaks out - on second thought, she just sounds like everygirl. I say make violent love to her. The crazy ones are good at that. Tell her how you work with troubled teens on the weekends. Or talk to her about history and our former and great leaders. Crazy chicks love that.

  2. Great Minds said on August 20th, 2004 12:16 pm

    Hey, I was going to ask if she was white too…

  3. Little Miss Matchmaker said on August 20th, 2004 12:44 pm

    You really should hang out with Krueger. She gets strawberries and whip cream licked off her chest and you “somebody” “like doing coke off of the tits of a hot chick.” What a perfect match up! Don’t lie Jung- behind your cool demeanor is an animal. I can’t wait till Vegas.

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