right on bro!

I got a letter in the mail the other day from Dick Cheney, Vice President of the United States of America. He invited me to dinner next month with himself, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, and the Big Kahuna himself, President George W. Bush.

The reason that he was inviting me was because of my hard work in supporting the Republican Party this year. As a result, I am rewarded with an exclusive invitation to this dinner - for the low, low price of a $25,000 donation.

I don’t know how I got on the Republican Party mailing list. I think it had something to do with my days as an L.A. bureaucrat. I certainly can’t remember doing any Republican Party-like activity, either.

Well, anyway, thanks for the invite Dick, but, no thanks. Please give my regards to George.