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I have noticed an increase in the number of black Toyota Prius cars rolling around the Westside. Frickin’ bandwagon jumpers.
What’s going on? Just working, and what not.
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I have noticed an increase in the number of black Toyota Prius cars rolling around the Westside. Frickin’ bandwagon jumpers.
What’s going on? Just working, and what not.
Dude, you gotta stick a giant spoiler, a behemoth tailpipe, and spinners on yours to make it stand out.
BLING IT UP.
so let me get this straight, everyone jumped on the bandwagon after you bought it, right?
Dude, if you’re going to have a black Prius, you have to make it as BadAss as possible. Please consider the following upgrades. 1 - New rims, same size but flashier, bling-a-fied. 2 - Under car lights, neon and lots of it, I like purple or blue. 3 - Magnetic flames on the car, I don’t know if this will screw up the computer insode but it’s worth a try. 4 - Window stickers, either get a customized one with your name, web site and phone number or get one of those full size back window kinds that has the American Flag or an Eagle. With these upgrades you will never blend into the Prius people again.
Just add a Perot 92 bumper sticker to it. You can’t go wrong.