right on bro!

7:58 P.M. There’s nothing else on TV so I think I’m gonna sit my fat ass on the couch and watch the Emmys.

8:02 P.M. This band is wack, and this song is incredibly corny.

8:05 P.M. Okay, now that they added the Black Eyed Peas, this is even worse. I’m considering shutting off the TV.

8:10 P.M. Ellen is pretty funny.

8:14 P.M. Jeremy Piven should have won an award.

8:16 P.M. Holy shit - Pontiac used “Don’t Save Us From the Flames” from M83 in their commercial? I don’t know whether to buy a Pontiac or throw away my M83 records. (Gotta admit though…”Lower Your Eyelids To Die With The Sun” is one of my favorite songs ever.)

8:21 P.M. Holy shit, Jack Bauer is on TV!

8:22 P.M. I hope Naveen Andrews wins. Oh wait, I hope Terry O’Quinn wins.

8:23 P.M. What the fuck is William Shatner saying?

8:25 P.M. Oh. My. God. Who the hell thought having Donald Trump sing the “Green Acres” theme song was going to be funny?

8:28 P.M. I just lost respect for Hugh Jackman, who was badass as Wolverine but unfortunately his speech sucks.

8:33 P.M. I searched on Technorati for “best drama” and found out that 24 didn’t win. I’m gonna turn off the TV and go do something else. Perhaps I will tune into the Emmys in another five years or so.